…the parrots begin to jabber

This is what Willis was talking about!

Why haven’t I posted to America’s 1,456,455,670th most read blog in 6 months?

Not sure.  Fear not.  The Bug returns soon.

January 19, 2010 Posted by | Wha had happened was... | | 3 Comments

Wait till I tell you about the pound of blow they had to snort for the good of the people

Suspended cop: Sex with prostitute wasn’t fun, it was work (link)

Thank you, Beaumont, TX for providing us with today’s cop story.  I miss the days when police just pulled kids over on 12th street in Moore, OK and harassed them about a broken tail light.  But these dudes… Man, they really go all in for their work! 

 

 

August 22, 2008 Posted by | "News stories", Politics?, social, Uncategorized, Wha had happened was... | , , | 1 Comment

Picked up Mrs. Fullbug at the Nashville airport last night

"Pretty boring really. I stayed in my room most of the time."

MFB went to some leadership in medical blah, blah thing in New Orleans on Sunday.  I helped her unpack her bag after I picked her up.  I asked her why she bought beads.  Said she didn’t buy them.  That’s normal, right?   

August 20, 2008 Posted by | social, Stuff, Wha had happened was... | , , , | 3 Comments

Somewhere in Murfreesboro, Tn, there is a man that is hating life!

"Dad said you were an idiot"

July 24, 2008 Posted by | social, Things I've seen driving around Middle Tennessee, Wha had happened was... | , | 1 Comment

two and a half hours with 5 and no college football mentioned?!

Met 5 for lunch then across the way to Starbucks for some coffee and conversation. Snapped this pic of the fireplace while 5 hit the bathroom. The following is the list of categories on this blog. I’ve scratched through the ones we didn’t hit on. Great day!  *Bold type indicates when we spent the most time.  (not listed story of me almost killing myself with a gasoline fire in my backyard from the day before)   

“News stories”
Book Shelf
Church
College Football
I’ll take that punch in the face now
Music
Politics?
social
Spare time
Sports
Stabbing deaths
Stuff
Stupid complaint letters
The Mick
These made the man
TV
Web brilliance
Wha had happened was…
What the…
What would you do?

May 3, 2008 Posted by | "News stories", Blogroll, Book Shelf, Church, College Football, I'll take that punch in the face now, Music, Politics?, social, Spare time, Sports, Stuff, The Mick, These made the man, TV, Web brilliance, Wha had happened was..., What the..., What would you do? | 1 Comment

OJ to take stab at reality TV

Did not win Heisman in 1968. Did not score 16 touchdowns in 1975. Did not cut wife's head off in 1994.

(From Foxnews.com) It looks like O.J. Simpson wants to add a new title to his resume — reality TV star.

The ex-football star and double murder acquittee has been in touch with the producers of Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice” and is interested in appearing on the NBC reality show, a source close to the show confirmed for FOXNews.com.

No final decision has been made, the source said.

The New York Post’s Page Six gossip column first reported the story on Wednesday.

“Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” the Page Six source said. “There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

April 23, 2008 Posted by | "News stories", social, Sports, Stabbing deaths, Wha had happened was... | 3 Comments

Man, talk about an instructor who really goes overboard with the examples!

Survivors required to come back for refresher course. *Click here*

January 25, 2008 Posted by | "News stories", Wha had happened was... | Leave a comment

When Aaron Ivey comments on your blog

…and an unregistered user comments after him, it puts this crazy looking hat on him.  I can’t decide if it’s a party hat or that Pope hat.  Either way, Ivey had to plan this.  Well done, AI of www.aaronivey.com

Party boy

October 13, 2007 Posted by | Wha had happened was... | 10 Comments

Lost in Love and I don’t know much

To the two dudes in the parking lot at work this morning.  You know who you are.  You smirk when I say something funny in the break room .  You both seem pretty cool.  The tall one has a really pretty girlfriend that brings you lunch sometimes.  I don’t know your names.  Anyway… That was Air Supply playing loudly from my SUV this morning at abut 6:50am.  However, it was Led Zeppelin until my giant finger hit the wrong button on the XM receiver when I was trying to turn the thing off to go into the office.  As for your puzzled look (puzzled look = I knew that Scott dude was probably a fag), I can explain this.  I panicked.  I should have just turned the radio off and gave you the “dude nod”. Instead, I chose to act like the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island and wildly slap at the receiver with my hat and yell “Gilligan!”.  Or something like that.  I know there will be no more smirks at my comments in the break room.  Let’s just agree not to make any eye contact until all this ugliness is past us.   

October 10, 2007 Posted by | I'll take that punch in the face now, Music, social, Wha had happened was... | 5 Comments

Suck it, Burger King

Last night, (after getting home from dinner with some friends) I’m outside under the dashboard of my poorly lit SUV around 9:00.  Stupid satellite radio cord is tangled and there’s not enough wire to nevermind… it was real mechanical stuff.  You wouldn’t understand.  Anyway… there’s some dude walking down the street and there’s no light.  I want to go inside but I can’t get the $^%ing thing unstuck!  Just then, I hear “call me!“.  So, I do what most men would do.  I jump, hit my head on the handle thing on the passenger side of the truck, and spin around looking for the creepy dude.  He’s gone (probably back in his house looking through the window at the guy cussing a radio and smashing his head).  It was right around then that I found this guy (below).  Burger King gave bribed kids with these a few weeks back during the Simpson’s Movie hub bub.  Seems “Barney” says “call me” when the button is pressed with the handle of a phillips head screw driver.  Or… Hoot’s finger when I brought this in from the truck.  “There he is!  I haven’t seen that yellow boy in a long time.”  “Call me”  “Call me”  “Call me” etc…

Barney Gumble

October 1, 2007 Posted by | I'll take that punch in the face now, Wha had happened was..., What would you do? | 5 Comments

5 things I learned over the Labor Day weekend.

5. Tennessee and Michigan still have a chance to meet in a bowl game. Just not that bowl game.

4. Having an infection and a high fever most of the weekend is even less fun than it sounds.

3. Eating hamburgers at 5’s house is a fine way to spend a holiday evening.

2. Seeing or hearing about number 81 for Florida State still makes me giggle. STILL.

1. Soundgarden is just not the same coming out of my 5 year olds Hello Kitty radio.

Spoonman does not sound the same

 

September 3, 2007 Posted by | Spare time, Sports, Wha had happened was..., What the... | 8 Comments

I guess all the ACME flying bat costumes were sold out

All of my great ideas were inspired from cartoons too.  Check out these dudes.  This is an almost heroic act of cunning, planning, and precision.  

GOLDEN, Colo. (Reuters) – In a crime that harkens back to Colorado’s rowdy frontier past, two men have been accused of plotting to kill a man with rattlesnakes to recover a poker debt, authorities said Tuesday.

There’s poker, rattlesnakes and unsavory characters,” said Lance Clem, spokesman for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation.

The pair allegedly hatched a plot to cobble a box filled with rattlesnakes and somehow get Sowash to step into the box with the venomous snakes.

The plot was not carried out, but authorities uncovered it while investigating Sowash’s business, which contracts with bars to conduct poker games. Investigators suspect that the business was illegally charging customers an entry fee.

Steelman was charged Tuesday with one count of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, one count of conspiracy to kidnap, and extortion, while Beck was arrested in New Mexico and is awaiting extradition to Colorado.

In a surprising twist later (from the end of the article)… “Clem said all the parties involved have criminal histories.”

August 22, 2007 Posted by | "News stories", Wha had happened was..., What the... | 4 Comments

Imus say, blog readers, Snoop Dogg makes a really, really stupid point (or… “nappy headed ho” really pissed)

Here they come.

Details of the first lawsuit against shock jock, Don Imus were revealed on Tuesday. Kia Vaughn of the Rutgers women’s basketball team claims that Imus’ comments on the morning of April 4 defamed her.  “Don Imus referred to my client as an unchaste woman.” said attorney, Richard Ancowitz (no doubt still breathless from his morning ambulance chasing). Makes you wonder what’s on Ms. Vaughn’s MP3 player. These aren’t comments common to a certain community? 

Speaking of- Quick to weigh in, Snoop D-O-double-G I mean “Mr. Dogg”, was interviewed by MTV News. Let that sentence soak in.  Snoop, MTV News… Good lord.  Below is the goodness. 

“First of all,” Mr. Dogg elaborated, “we ain’t no old-ass white men that sit up on MSNBC going hard on black girls. We are rappers that have these songs coming from our minds and our souls that are relevant to what we feel. I will not let them muthaf—as say we in the same league as him.”

Snoop had a punishment in mind for Mr. Imus.“Kick him off the air forever,” said Mr. Dogg. “Ban him like they did ‘Pacman’ Jones. They kicked him out the League for the whole season, but this punk gets to get on the air and call black women ‘nappy-headed ho’s.'”

Incidentally, Mr. Dogg today pleaded no contest to felony charges from October for transportation of marijuana and possession of a firearm. He was sentenced to five years of probation and 800 hours of community service.

There you go, Don.  You and the other media libs made this PC web.  Write that check, man.  Which part of this story is funny again?

August 15, 2007 Posted by | Music, Politics?, social, Wha had happened was... | 1 Comment

You make the punchline

News headline on UPI today

Sexual assault alleged at Playboy mansion <– Click that! Click that!

August 9, 2007 Posted by | social, Wha had happened was..., What the... | 5 Comments

Blog lesson 1: Put random dirty terms in your posts to insure local perverts and 12 year old boys click on your site

Pick me! Pick me!   <– Click that! Click that!

Found the above on the list of referring sites to the blog. Seems the little story about a pager clip brought them in from everywhere. So, in an attempt to give the people what they want, I am running it again.  I protected the youth of America from the address right above thefullbug. The editorial board however, decided to leave in the naked poker game from Ireland. It figures to cross the line from salacious to entertainment. Drunk, naked, pasty white, Micks fist fighting over the last keg of Guinness will be a good learning experience for the young people. *note: I’d log in early. The drunk, naked fighting should start about 20 seconds after the start of the thing.    

*Attn: search engines. This post contains the following terms: naked, drunk, fist fighting, and references to alcohol. Send them on in.

Boobies, boob, boob, boob, boobies.

August 3, 2007 Posted by | Spare time, Wha had happened was..., What the... | 7 Comments

They must know each other.

I got an e-mail at work last week from a woman that wanted a notebook computer carrying case. A case for a computer she has not ordered yet. I asked her if she needed the computers that I quoted. She said that she was afraid that the cases may not be available when she’s ready to order. Okay then. Fine with me. Kind of reminded me of a call I once took at American Paging from a woman that works at a nudist colony in Tacoma. She wanted to order another belt clip for her pager. I asked her where a nudist would clip a pager. She asked of it comes in blue.

July 29, 2007 Posted by | Wha had happened was..., What the..., What would you do? | 2 Comments

If they send me free ice cream, you can have some.

Dear people at Blue Bunny Ice Cream: 

Why is it when I buy your Neapolitan ice cream it’s always like 75% vanilla on top with hardly any chocolate? My wife says it all evens out as you get toward the bottom, but I don’t believe her. Can you check into this and get back to me? Also, is it okay to check it out at the store before I buy it?  Because they seem to hate that!

-Vincent Dry

July 28, 2007 Posted by | Spare time, Stupid complaint letters, Wha had happened was... | 1 Comment

Just did it

My Mom and Dad had two sons with different hobbies.  My brother likes to jog, read, run his business, and point at his degrees while talking about how great he is.  I like to make up crap (under the assumed name of an odd little dude from the town I grew up in) to complain about and send it off to companies to see what they will say.  So, we’re not really that different.  

Dear people at Nike,
I recently purchased a pair of your Air Jordan shoes believing 
all the ads. I am somewhat overweight and thought this may help.
Sadly, I am now just a fat guy that still can't jump with 
expensive shoes. Is this what you wanted?  What should I do now? 
Sincerely, 
-Vincent Dry
Response (Lisa) - 09:13 AM 
Dear Vincent,
Thank you for your recent Nike purchase. We are sorry to hear
that you are not satisfied with your Air Jordan's. We would 
like you to know that Nike footwear is technically designed 
to perform during specific athletic activities.  Unfortunately, 
they are not going to make you jump higher but they will 
give you the necessary support that you need while on the 
court. You may want to consider taking your Jordan's back 
to the retailer if you decide that they are not suited for 
your needs. 
 
Vincent, we appreciate the time you have taken 
to contact us and hope that you continue to think of Nike 
as a brand that represents quality.
Sincerely,
Lisa 
Nike
PS: Have you checked out NIKE iD yet? You can make your own 
custom Nike gear and buy it online at [some website]

July 24, 2007 Posted by | Spare time, Stupid complaint letters, Wha had happened was... | 2 Comments

Psychiatric help 5 cents

Julie Lopez was in my art class in high school.  She was as good looking as her name sounds.  She told me that her boyfriend (that went to the new cross-town high school) was her “soul mate”.  “I am him and he, me”; she’d say.  I saw them at a party where he cheated on her.  She was upset and decided to cry on my shoulder that Monday during a watercolors lecture.  I told her that it was okay.  I actually knew him before.  He was in my 3rd grade class at Apple Creek elem.  My biggest memory of him was that he was the kid that sh** himself in the lunch line one day.  So, if “you are him and he you”… I figure you saved yourself alot of baggage there.

July 19, 2007 Posted by | social, These made the man, Wha had happened was..., What would you do? | Leave a comment

We-e-e-elll… la-de-freakin’-da! …is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

I ran across this pic last week while online.  This kid may be Farley! Farley

July 18, 2007 Posted by | Wha had happened was..., What the... | 2 Comments