Let’s set the record straight
“5” taught me me to love the game. Me and Train know how to pick bowl games. TheFullBug has 2 in a row and is 3-2 overall! How’s the professor, “5” doing? 0-5. The Chicago Cubs of picking college bowl games lives with my sister-in-law. Maybe next year. Ha ha ha ha ha hee hee (cough) hee hee hmmmm
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10 things that people should all just admit
- The Beatles were not that good. Shut-up already!
- O.J. Simpson cut his former wife’s head off. He also killed that other dude. If you were there that night, he would have killed you too.
- Under all the lipstick and stupid clothes, a lot of ’80’s metal bands had some really good musicians.
- First generation Asian people do value education more than the Americans that met them at the shore.
- Old school rap was awful. They’d rap about anything! (link)
- New rap sucks much worse. Was going to link but it was barely distinguishable. I think it’s some sort of code or something.
- Skittles are not an acceptable substitute for M&Ms.
- People should be allowed to run old woman who drive with little dogs in their laps off of the road. Oh, and nobody cares about your grandchildren.
- Nobody can tell the difference between the two Darrens on Bewitched.
- Finally: The answer. Mary Ann or Ginger? Ms. Mary Anne Summers. (link)
More notes while watching American Idol (again)
- According to Paul Stafford of Crosby, TX “Simon goes down on just about everyone”
- I just saw Simon take a drink. I only remember seeing one of them ever touch any of those cups. Paula gave someone a drink on a show on a previous season. It wasn’t Coke though. It was clear. I’m guessing vodka.
- The dude from Mississippi (with the fingernails) sounded good. I was surprised at the reaction.
- I have watched my last dude in a dress. Going to bed.
Judging by the search terms to get to the Bug… I’m not the only 12 year old that laughed at this.
Notes while watching American Idol tonight
- Did the dude from Egypt on American Idol just say: “I want to love a girl from the hair to the nipple.”? [Hitting TIVO] Yes. Yes, he did.
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MC Hammer and Randy buy their glasses at the same place.
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Milo Turk (dude with the fuzzy vest) was ripped off. A bald guy with a porn star mustache singing about not having sex? And they are not even going to vote on him?
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Bearded men simply do not wear enough capes. I’m not just talking about the Dell tech support dude dressed in the crazy bikini. I just mean that in general.
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The chick in the gold with the big white hat looks exactly like JJ ‘Kid Dy-no-mite’ Walker. Not that this is bad. Just exactly like JJ, that’s all.
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I think they should let the girl with the glitter that is going to go into “actressing” and the Princess Leah chick with the polka dots wrestle for a ticket to Hollywood.
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The cage fighting chick from Oregon and the kid with the dreads from Delaware look like an early favorites.
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