…the parrots begin to jabber

This is what Willis was talking about!

Suck it, Burger King

Last night, (after getting home from dinner with some friends) I’m outside under the dashboard of my poorly lit SUV around 9:00.  Stupid satellite radio cord is tangled and there’s not enough wire to nevermind… it was real mechanical stuff.  You wouldn’t understand.  Anyway… there’s some dude walking down the street and there’s no light.  I want to go inside but I can’t get the $^%ing thing unstuck!  Just then, I hear “call me!“.  So, I do what most men would do.  I jump, hit my head on the handle thing on the passenger side of the truck, and spin around looking for the creepy dude.  He’s gone (probably back in his house looking through the window at the guy cussing a radio and smashing his head).  It was right around then that I found this guy (below).  Burger King gave bribed kids with these a few weeks back during the Simpson’s Movie hub bub.  Seems “Barney” says “call me” when the button is pressed with the handle of a phillips head screw driver.  Or… Hoot’s finger when I brought this in from the truck.  “There he is!  I haven’t seen that yellow boy in a long time.”  “Call me”  “Call me”  “Call me” etc…

Barney Gumble


October 1, 2007 - Posted by | I'll take that punch in the face now, Wha had happened was..., What would you do?


  1. Jesus, welcome back, I’m glad that “Barney” has inspired you to jot something down for us so we don’t have to worry that you died or something. Watch football this weekend??? Weird stuff there hu?

    Comment by nakedchick | October 1, 2007 | Reply

  2. I didn’t know you were so mechanical? On another note it is great o have you back. I’ll be hitting up your comments with grammatical minefields.

    Comment by Jeff B. | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  3. I am! I even fixed the garbage grind up thing in the kitchen sink over the weekend! Mrs. Fullbug is a lucky woman.

    Comment by thefullbug | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  4. Yes, I am!

    Comment by Mrs. Fullbug | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  5. *Garbage disposal* lol.

    Comment by nakedchick | October 3, 2007 | Reply

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