Sometimes my childhood sounds like “Deep Thoughts” from SNL

I once saw a bear somewhere around the Smokey Mountains Nal. Forest.  It looked at me while I was inside my parents green station wagon.  There were a lot of cars stopped taking pictures.  Dad got out and fed the bear some cheese.  My next line should be: Man, I really miss Dad …but the bear just ate the cheese instead of Dad.  I am so glad.  Because Dad later wound up paying for the college that I flunked out of.